Kargum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate shrew.

Kargum created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kargum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kargum, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kargum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kargum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat nuts.