Tikkemren is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever bee.

Tikkemren created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikkemren, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tikkemren, he will cry a lot.

Tikkemren's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tikkemren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never go into violet rooms.