Sawbundib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless duck.

Sawbundib created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawbundib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawbundib, she will curse you with boils.

Sawbundib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sawbundib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Sawbundib.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Sawbundib's name in vain.