Dobbudlog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sage camel.

Dobbudlog created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbudlog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobbudlog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dobbudlog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dobbudlog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobbudlog.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.