Ruttbopzog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical donkey.

Ruttbopzog created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbopzog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttbopzog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ruttbopzog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ruttbopzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shorts.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always obey Ruttbopzog's priests.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about dark matter.