Cetshavcem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish fox.

Cetshavcem created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetshavcem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cetshavcem, it will turn you into a snail.

Cetshavcem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cetshavcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not hurt horses.