Watgidyar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying rat.

Watgidyar created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgidyar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watgidyar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Watgidyar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Watgidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watgidyar.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.