Cedgonyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy human.

Cedgonyarl created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgonyarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedgonyarl, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cedgonyarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cedgonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.