Somnarcit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking dryad.

Somnarcit created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Somnarcit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Somnarcit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Somnarcit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Somnarcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Somnarcit first in all things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.