Bigminbud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless beaver.

Bigminbud created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigminbud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigminbud, she will not care at all.

Bigminbud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bigminbud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.