Stafdubvad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent fox.

Stafdubvad created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdubvad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stafdubvad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stafdubvad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stafdubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stafdubvad's priests.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never feed cherries to manatees while wearing dresses.