Hamtargflow Bumtararp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic lion.

Hamtargflow Bumtararp created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Hamtargflow Bumtararp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hamtargflow Bumtararp, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hamtargflow Bumtararp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hamtargflow Bumtararp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hamtargflow Bumtararp on top of all buildings.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not take Hamtargflow Bumtararp's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.