Godbedcin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish mongoose.

Godbedcin created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Godbedcin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godbedcin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Godbedcin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Godbedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Godbedcin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to porpoises while wearing indigo trousers.