Hinjatdod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive mink.

Hinjatdod created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hinjatdod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinjatdod, he will turn you into a rat.

Hinjatdod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hinjatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.