Dobgovxentof is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent centipede.

Dobgovxentof created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobgovxentof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobgovxentof, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dobgovxentof's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dobgovxentof's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Dobgovxentof loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing indigo jumpers.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.