Dudgomsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful lion.

Dudgomsad created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgomsad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudgomsad, he will turn you into a plant.

Dudgomsad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dudgomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing cyan trousers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.