Quillfarnbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented otter.

Quillfarnbut created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfarnbut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quillfarnbut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quillfarnbut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quillfarnbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing orange rings.