Tongadkad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy giraffe.

Tongadkad created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tongadkad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tongadkad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tongadkad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tongadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.