Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud yak.

Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud, he will turn you into a frog.

Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must love Motteentipkamsugsugbugcud.

4. Run away if four cats approach from the west.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.