Veendosslarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous troll.

Veendosslarg created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veendosslarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veendosslarg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Veendosslarg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Veendosslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about cherries.