Pasmetvon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Pasmetvon created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasmetvon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pasmetvon, she will curse you with boils.

Pasmetvon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pasmetvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.