Higmumhak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair bat.

Higmumhak created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higmumhak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higmumhak, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Higmumhak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Higmumhak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing yellow tights.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.