Gunpagtik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable dugong.

Gunpagtik created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunpagtik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gunpagtik, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gunpagtik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gunpagtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Gunpagtik loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gunpagtik on top of all buildings.