Vonkkipsak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring fish.

Vonkkipsak created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkkipsak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonkkipsak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vonkkipsak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vonkkipsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonkkipsak.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never talk about planets.