Jatdanwit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable aardvark.

Jatdanwit created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdanwit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatdanwit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jatdanwit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jatdanwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never mention voles.