Bonflanmon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent wasp.

Bonflanmon created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonflanmon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonflanmon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bonflanmon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bonflanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never feed parsnips to manatees while wearing pink scarves.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing black trousers and balancing four tin spheres on your neck.