Vonkhotont is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic seal.

Vonkhotont created light four years ago.

If you believe in Vonkhotont, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonkhotont, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vonkhotont's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vonkhotont's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Vonkhotont in the centre of the settlement.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.