Timcandot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever meerkat.

Timcandot created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Timcandot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Timcandot, she will be very unhappy.

Timcandot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Timcandot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.