Babwatcutnill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful fly.

Babwatcutnill created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babwatcutnill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Babwatcutnill, it will turn you into a rat.

Babwatcutnill's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Babwatcutnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Babwatcutnill on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.