Gubgutxin Yik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous dingo.

Gubgutxin Yik created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gubgutxin Yik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubgutxin Yik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gubgutxin Yik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gubgutxin Yik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help ants.