Fomzenvog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent turtle.

Fomzenvog created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomzenvog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fomzenvog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fomzenvog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fomzenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.

4. Never wear red ear rings.

5. Never think about dark energy.