Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating raccoon.

Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hunmisfabvabtargfablopjat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing brown scarves.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.