Narpigbimtap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise dragon.

Narpigbimtap created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narpigbimtap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narpigbimtap, she will strike you with lightening.

Narpigbimtap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Narpigbimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Narpigbimtap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing yellow skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.