Karjabkim Dagkonbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil wyvern.

Karjabkim Dagkonbass created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karjabkim Dagkonbass, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Karjabkim Dagkonbass, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Karjabkim Dagkonbass' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Karjabkim Dagkonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if seven manatees approach from the east.

3. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

4. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing orange skirts.

5. Always obey Karjabkim Dagkonbass' priests.