Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart bat.

Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Henwipfaddudvankin Yimmabteen loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.