Femwadpad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring rat.

Femwadpad created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femwadpad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Femwadpad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Femwadpad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Femwadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femwadpad.