Nanzanfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust badger.

Nanzanfas created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanzanfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanzanfas, he will turn you into a tree.

Nanzanfas' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nanzanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not take Nanzanfas' name in vain.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing magenta shoes.