Zenstikciss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak horse.

Zenstikciss created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zenstikciss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenstikciss, he will destroy your home planet.

Zenstikciss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zenstikciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.