Faghinflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able mink.

Faghinflag created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghinflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faghinflag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Faghinflag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Faghinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.