Dinmegwon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever aardvark.

Dinmegwon created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinmegwon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinmegwon, he will turn you into a plant.

Dinmegwon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dinmegwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never wear brown scarves.

5. Never talk about hamsters.