Nillnarthap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong cat.

Nillnarthap created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillnarthap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillnarthap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nillnarthap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nillnarthap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.