Bencat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless cobra.

Bencat created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bencat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bencat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bencat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bencat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing red shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Bencat loves eagles, so they must be honoured.