Cidflagfut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured beaver.

Cidflagfut created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidflagfut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidflagfut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidflagfut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cidflagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidflagfut.