Cedflanyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair scorpion.

Cedflanyarp created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflanyarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedflanyarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedflanyarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cedflanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not stand on grass.