Gigratmad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak ant.

Gigratmad created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigratmad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gigratmad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gigratmad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gigratmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Gigratmad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear mauve.