Stanster is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stanster created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanster, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stanster, it will try to impress you with trees.

Stanster's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stanster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to whales while wearing violet dresses.