Danjaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, thoughtless bat.

Danjaddad created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danjaddad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Danjaddad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Danjaddad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Danjaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Danjaddad's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always stare at clouds.