Fighinnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest lion.

Fighinnan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighinnan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fighinnan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fighinnan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fighinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.