Hugkantip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic eagle.

Hugkantip created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkantip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugkantip, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hugkantip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hugkantip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never sit in holy places.