Jadgiglat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Jadgiglat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Jadgiglat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jadgiglat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jadgiglat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jadgiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never write about black holes.