Komhatbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane parrot.

Komhatbim created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komhatbim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komhatbim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Komhatbim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Komhatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Run away if four ducks approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Komhatbim's priests.